Afternoon Delight: The Best of Gizmodo

I've got a 24 pound monster kitty who most assuredly needs a bath now and again because he's got dandruff. However, the last time we tried to wash him ourselves, we had a three-person, one-cat melee that ended with me in the ER getting treated for a claw puncture that went clear into the space in one of my finger joints."--InfMom